“No Guns” Woke Mall Santa Makes Little Boy Cry When He Asks for Nerf Gun

Written with contribution from Sheriff David Clarke

Well, it’s 2020, and just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any dumber, along comes woke Santa.

Only a joyless leftist would care more about virtue signaling their poorly reasoned political stances then bringing a child a little bit of fun during the holidays, even when such a person has literally been hired to be a mall Santa.

In a video that has quickly gone viral, this woke Santa can be heard telling a child he will not be getting any Nerf guns for Christmas, as the little boy had requested.

I mean, let that sink in for a moment. How obnoxious could a person possibly get? This dude in a polyester suit and beard has absolutely nothing to do with the little boy or his family other than having agreed to, in exchange for monetary compensation, pretend to be Santa Clause and listen to all the material hopes, excitement and dreams of little children for Christmas morning before posing for a picture with them.

And yet he had the audacity to tell this child that no, he could not get any Nerf guns.

“No guns, not even a Nerf gun,” the Santa can be heard saying.

“Nope, if your dad wants to get it for you, that’s fine. But I can’t bring it to you.”

The poor child, clearly humiliated and disappointed, begins to choke back tears.

“Don’t cry!” this loser mall Santa has the audacity to say to the devastated little boy.

This poor kid probably looked forward to personally asking Santa for a Nerf gun all day, only to get a finger-wagging lecture from some idiot who can’t keep his politics to himself long enough to perform a seasonal job that, given the fact that he’s opting to earn income as a mall Santa, he was lucky to land.

The little boy’s mother can be heard reassuring her son that he’ll still get the Nerf gun.

As you can imagine, there were a lot of people who viewed the video online who wanted to make sure he did.

Music video director Robby Starbuck was among them, and tweeted that he was able to make contact with the child’s mother and that he’ll be sending the family a “Nerf care package.”

“His mom Sabella says she’s so appreciative of the support they’ve received today and she thanks everyone for the love!” Starbuck wrote.

This useless mall Santa resigned after the mall was made aware of the psychological abuse he inflicted on a child.

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